snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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syphrilfox:

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

That is a man to keep.

encyclopedophile:

satanickittylitter:

honey I shrunk my d*ck

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liveschlong:

Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load

icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

ridge:

at the turn up function