embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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bootiewerk:

-hears baby cry in public-
me: shut the fuck up lil bitch

gnarly:

same
gnarly:

same
gnarly:

same
gnarly:

same

gnarly:

same